that's it. that's the ticker.

$PEOW

Pepe went to the swamp. The cat went to the sofa.
They launched a ticker. HR is still in therapy.

nobody:

PEOW:

times you lost a staring contest: 0

click it. it already knows you were going to.

deep fry = the extra-cursed Instagram look. only the photos. not the whole website.

the group chat, 3:14am

is that a frog

wait is that a cat

yes

you can't just say yes

frog = pepe

cat = meow

frog + cat = PEOW

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT PAYS MY RENT

i'm sending this to the family gc. i'm not sorry.

sad. green. unemployed in 4K. lives in a swamp made of opinions.

pushes your cup. files a complaint. becomes the manager.

nature said no. the internet said “bet.” now it pays no taxes and all attention.

write the crime. download a still or a GIF. drop it on X. the pond thanks you.

@wifi_thief: this thing just blinked in my soul and charged rent
@hr_department: we do not have a species code for this. please stop emailing us.
@cat_union: he is not with us. he is management.
@pond_mod: BANNED for being too fluffy. appeal denied. PEOW.
@mom: cute!! is it a frog or a cat? ❤️
@mom: why is it looking at me like that

Diet: flies, tuna, and people who say “it’s just a meme.”
Call: ribbit → meow → PEOW. neighbors filed a noise complaint in two languages.
Sleep: 22 hours. remaining 2 hours: professional staring.
Weakness: none. lasers, flies, and your dignity all lose.
Catchphrase: PEOW. also PEOW. for variety: PEOW.

there is only one correct answer and PEOW already picked it.